An excellent joke sent in by Katastrophy which will make you think.
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next: Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive.
2006-07-27 06:57:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. LOL.
2006-07-27 10:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to try that LOL
2006-07-27 14:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by CaliCutie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty clever, I like it!
2006-07-27 14:01:05 · answer #3 · answered by Answer Schmancer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey that was a nice one
2006-07-27 14:04:23 · answer #4 · answered by abi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one :)........do you have more like this ????
2006-07-27 14:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this. - hmmmm......I love it
2006-07-27 14:02:00 · answer #6 · answered by chameli/bebo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋