"Listen here, see.....I got the cure for what ails ya. Just one drop of my good pal Jesus' blood and you'll get eternal life, see. That's right ladies and gentlemen, step right up for your own sweet taste of the afterlife."
2006-07-27 06:36:46 · 6 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's funny when you put it like that.
Summarizes the whole last half of the New Testament.
2006-07-27 06:39:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So have you stepped up to the cross? Have you tasted of Jesus' delights? Have you recieved his mercy and forgiveness? If not the time is running out. Yes tou too can know the eternal salvation only the Lord Jesus gives.
2006-07-27 06:41:00 · answer #2 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were fishermen who belived the only ones who were not fishermen were the tax collector and judas which was an educated man! Jesus is your choice you decide wether you go to heaven or hell you can either choose to accept Jesus and your personal savior and if you dont you will go to hell!!! the blood of Jesus Christ can forgive anyone even the worst of the worst can anyone else do that!!!
2006-07-27 06:45:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would you be willing to go to your death for a lie? Because most of the Apostles were executed for their beliefs. They just refused to say they were wrong about what they had seen and heard and were put to death. What snake oil salesman would do that?
2006-07-27 06:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by mikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm... I don't think it was like that. More like the followers of Osama Bin Laden supporting their leader.... if you were one his followers and could convince the world bit by bit that he was a savior, wouldn't you?
2006-07-27 06:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that explains why one of their magic powers was to be able to handle snakes.
2006-07-27 06:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by 自由思想家 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋