Not offensive please ! I am gay !
Girl power !
2006-07-27 06:31:44 · 10 answers · asked by Vasko Bashoski 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hope this isn't offensive (i don't think it is):
edit: (i fixed a lot of grammatical errors)
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes its a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink."
Then the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What’s the name of your d*ck"
The cowboy says, "Look, I’m not into any of that, all I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I’m sorry but I cant serve you until you tell me the name of your d*ck. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan Just Do It, That guy down at the end of the bar calls his Snickers, because it really Satisfies."
The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left. Who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what’s the name of yours?"
The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex."
The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on ticken!"
A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours’ ?"
The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD! Because "quality is job done,” Then he adds, "have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....Like A Rock!" and gives a wink.
Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my d*ck is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, “Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because its STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
2006-07-27 15:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer H 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
A gay guy said to his partner one day, 'let's have sex.' So his partner says, 'Okay, but let me use the restroom first.' He goes into the bathroom, is in there for a few minutes and then walks out. The first gay guy, curious as to why he needed to use the bathroom and only took a few minutes, walked into the bathroom and before him was an explosion of semen. It was all over the floor, on the walls, dripping from the ceiling, etc.
Angered by this, the first gay guy goes back to his partner and says, 'The hell is wrong with you? I just said I wanted to have sex and you masturbated the **** out of the bathroom.' His partner replied, 'No I didn't. I just farted.'
2006-07-27 06:40:46 · answer #2 · answered by Annette G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.
When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the gays' delight, she points out the happy child as theirs.
"Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims. "All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."
The nurse says, "He's happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ***."
2006-07-27 06:35:10 · answer #3 · answered by PG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lubed Up
Tom and Mike, two gay men, are on their honeymoon.
After a passionate night together, Tom suddenly realises that they have run out of lube, so he says to Mike "I'm just off to the shop to get some
more lube - we've run out!" He also says "and there's to be no wanking while I'm gone, okay?"
"Yeah, sure." replies Mike.
Twenty minutes later, Tom returns and on opening the door sees a whole load of *** on the bed. He says to Mike "I thought I told you there was to be no wanking?"
Mike replies "No I didn't, I just farted!"
2006-07-27 10:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by pistola 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U said it wrong up there genious. it goes
how do you know when u walked into a gay bar?
all the stools are upside down
2006-07-27 07:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who will be the first out of the city in a disaster?
Gay men, they already have their $hit packed!
2006-07-27 06:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by theb!tchuhated 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how many gay men does take to put in a lightbulb?
only one
but it takes a whole emergency room to get it out
2006-07-27 07:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by cleopatrais42 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if theres 4 gay guys and one stool, how would you sit them?
flip the stool upside down.
2006-07-27 07:25:46 · answer #8 · answered by electricbluerocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol why do u want a gay joke?
2006-07-27 06:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by ::Hannah:: 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaayyyyy. (you know how I'm sayin it ;) )
2006-07-27 06:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by Amy >'.'< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋