If life serves you lemons, make lemonade. So .... if life gives you tomatoes, will you make Bloody Marys?

Question

I now find it necessary to post the following warning and disclaimer message with all my questions.

WARNING!
THIS IS A SARCASTIC QUESTION!
IT WAS ONLY DONE AS A JOKE!

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My lawyer also suggested to add this:
Timmy the Turd does not suggest or condone underage consumption of alcohol.

Answer 1

Oh come on people....tomato juice..a little hot sauce some vodka and a cerelry stick......dont forget some pepper too......
As far as the lemonade goes..ad some gin or vodka for a ton collins......
or go all out and buy some of those drink mixers that already have the alcohol added.....like Orange Dream....that when blened with ice is just like a push-up pop...or the daquaris with the tequila in them.....or go for the Long Island Iced Tea.........

And note Timmy the Turds lawyer::::: we do not condone underage drinking.......
drink responsiby

Answer 2

lol! Love the disclaimer.

According to one of the guys on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, If life gives you lemons, find some guy who's life is giving him Vodka, and throw a party.

Answer 3

Better yet on the lemonasde one: "if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who was given vodka and have party."

Answer 4

Yes. Absolutely. And chances are if life gave me lemons I would make a Marguerita.

Answer 5

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people and then laugh.

Answer 6

Make a nice tomato sauce.. (don't forget the meatballs)

Answer 7

No, I'd sell them. It's hard to get good tomatoes around here!

Answer 8

I say throw them at the people on last comic standing!!!

Answer 9

Thanks for the disclaimer. I say if life gives you lemons, make a lemon drop martini!

Answer 10

dunno bout tomatoes
but
when life gives you lemons, you throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes