Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow. - - - -
("com-for-da-bul" )
2006-07-27 06:17:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was cute. I like blonde jokes. yesterday some one did some racist jokes and they were cruel. good job on the joke
2006-07-27 06:19:50 · answer #1 · answered by tonya j 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its kinda funny but this joke is better a mom and her daughter walk into the living room and there is 2 people on the couch having sex so the little girl says mommy what are they doin and the mom says they are making cakes and then they leave the room and come back a few hours later and the daughter tells the mommy that she seen her and daddy making cakes on the couch last night and said she licked all the icing off too
2006-07-27 06:24:19 · answer #2 · answered by Trevor S. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes walking through the woods
the first one looks down and says "awwww, deer tracks"
the second one looks down and says "thats not deer tracks, theyre wolf tracks"
anywhoo, after one hour of arguing about what tracks they were, they were both killed by a train
2006-07-27 06:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by lilmissgrunger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 outa 10! very cute, and oh so funny too!
2006-07-27 06:32:02 · answer #4 · answered by notepad39 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a really funny one
2006-07-27 06:30:47 · answer #5 · answered by Monroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, thats corny as hell
2006-07-27 06:22:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahah!!!!!!!!!That was really good!!!!!!! I love blonde jokes ...this is one of the best that i have heard!!!!!!!!! Lol
2006-07-27 06:23:04 · answer #7 · answered by Riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny !!! And I'm a blonde!!!!
2006-07-27 06:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by messijessi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy **** that was ******* hilarious!!! LOL oh thank you i needed that.
2006-07-27 06:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good do you have any other blond jokes
2006-07-27 06:41:16 · answer #10 · answered by I_want_to_know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋