Did you hear about the scientist who experimented with a flea...he pulled one leg off and told it to jump.?

Question

It jumped. He pulled the other leg off and told it to jump. It did. He pulled off both front legs, and told it to jump. It did not jump. In his notes for the experiment he wrote, "When you remove all the legs of a flea it can not hear."

Answer 1

u got a point right there..but that's *flea abuse*..lolz

Answer 2

There once was a scientist who studied frogs. One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump. The frog jumped four feet.

So the scientist wrote in his notebook,"frog with four feet, jumps four feet."

So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs legs. The scientist told the frog to jump. Frog jumped three feet. So the scientist wrote in his note book, "frog with three feet, jumps three feet."

So the scientist cut of another leg. He told the frog to jump. The frog jumped two feet. So the scientist wrote in his notebook "frog with two feet, jumps two feet."

The scientist cut off one more leg. He told the frog to jump. Frog jumped one foot.

So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "frog with one foot, jumps one foot."

So the scientist cut off his last leg.

"He said, "Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!"

So the scientist wrote in his notebook, "Frog with no feet, goes deaf."

Answer 3

Get a degree and see what happens

Answer 4

Heard it.
It's funny when you hear it the first time!
Good joke

Answer 5

Well thats one stupid scientist

Answer 6

now I have