ok - just to prove I`m not sexist - first the girls
Why did god invent men?
Cos vibrators can`t mend the car!
Guys turn now
Why is a woman like a carpet??
If you lay her properly the first time you can walk all over her for the rest of your life
2006-07-27 06:04:49 · 9 answers · asked by flicflac 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood - all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
2006-07-27 06:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Man don't use these jokes as pick up lines.
2006-07-27 14:03:37 · answer #2 · answered by opyankees_06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great dude............my riddle is 4 both guyzngals
What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)
2006-07-27 13:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by skatygal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
youre a jerk!! any woman who reads your pathetic attempt at humor will turn and run the other way if she sees you coming!!!
2006-07-27 13:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by terri p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe lolololololol
2006-07-27 15:18:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!!!!
2006-07-27 13:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, you suck
2006-07-27 13:10:01 · answer #7 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur sick
2006-07-27 13:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by I_want_to_know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS FUNNY.HAHAHAHA
2006-07-27 13:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by POOKIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋