I know this sounds strange, but it's really important. I need to get a real, hardcore shiner. And I need to get it by myself. That is, I can't ask anyone to punch me. Please give me some suggestions! And no makeup ideas.
2006-07-27 05:32:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
This is stupid, I know that already, so don't tell me again. Just think of some crazy ideas. There is an extremely good reason for this that I can't possibly explain. So don't tell me I'm dumb.
2006-07-27 11:55:56 · update #1
Hmmm... so you want to potentially damage your eye to the point you could harm the retina or optic nerve and risk blindness!
DUMB!!!!
2006-07-27 06:41:13 · answer #1 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not a good idea. Getting hit in this area of the face can lead to a blow out fracture. The bones in the bottom of the orbit are not strong and these can break, leading to the eyeball sinking into the maxillary sinus. This can pinch nerves and leave you without feeling in this area of your face.
Don't do something that could result in permanent damage.
2006-07-27 13:21:34 · answer #2 · answered by eyegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a raquetball.
Cut it in half.
Turn half of it inside out.
Slam it against your cheek (high up) with the inside of the ball against your chin.
The half ball should revert back to right side out.
The ball should suck on your skin, just like a suction cup.
Leave it there for an hour or so.
It will leave a hickey about 4 inches in diameter.
You can not do this OVER you eye, but you can do it right next to your eye on your upper cheek.
2006-07-27 12:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by cirestan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stick your face on a barbaque grill the next time you have a cookout. When the chicken has the blackened grill lines, you'll be done! You can even do both eyes at once if you want to for twice the effect!
2006-07-27 12:41:09 · answer #4 · answered by whabtbob 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try throwing a base ball up in the air and if your lucky it will come down on your face and hit your eye and there ya go good luck with that one. are you could jab your eye with the door knob i guess you have your reason for this insane act have a good black n blue day
2006-07-27 12:39:37 · answer #5 · answered by joy4soy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Punch yourself! Real Hard!!
2006-07-27 12:36:30 · answer #6 · answered by SwEeT-As-cAnDy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swing a golf ball in a sock and keep swinging it. Around and around and around.
2006-07-27 12:36:21 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.SoFine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time while running about horribly drunk i tripped and fell, drunken logic required that i break the fall with my face. i recieved quite a bruise. recreate this accident.
2006-07-27 12:36:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is strange. Get a hobby.
2006-07-27 12:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about punching yourself???
2006-07-27 12:35:41 · answer #10 · answered by Inquirer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋