It is true. I am your lord and savior.
2006-07-27 05:16:22 · 35 answers · asked by kubrickian 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I already knew that,and I've been worshipping you with a couple of beers a night.
2006-07-27 08:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
If you're truly God (whatever that is), then you don't need my worshipping. God should be complete in and of itself.
A "God" that NEEDS or WANTS anything would be less than infinite, and thus less than God. What you're describing is the anthropomorphized (i.e., human-like) God that "christians" imagine... the one that they can relate to because he's "kind of like us." That's, of course, much easier to wrap your head around than an endless, timeless, needless, infinitely dimensional being/field that may or may not be conscious.
Still, funny question. :-) I've often wondered about "The Second Coming." Anybody who stood up and seriously said they were Jesus reborn would be committed to a mental institution. Short of magic, how could a modern-day messiah actually make any headway? At the very least, he'd need a reality show...
In the end, it would be the "Christians" who crucified him this time, insisting that he was an imposter... and then they would have failed the test. :-)
2006-07-27 05:31:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't God know that He dwells equally in all of us ? A Realised Soul has rightly said : "See God in each other ! " The respondant is also a God.... Reveal this as well to yourself .....and cheer up !! You have coincidentally met Your-self !!
2006-07-28 04:45:45 · answer #3 · answered by Just_for_fun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you somehow connected to that Beatles song? ....
into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
they slip away
across the universe.>
Sorry. Nothin's gonna change my world.
2006-07-27 05:29:22 · answer #4 · answered by Sweetchild Danielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See the problem is that when you say "I am God". You are separating yourself from the rest of us. "Holier than thou". When in fact, we are all God. We are all one with the universe...whole, not separate from God. God doesn't need or want worship, he only wants to guide.
2006-07-27 05:30:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kelly K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gods don't have revelations. They are, and require no internet connection for worship. ;)
2006-07-27 05:20:27 · answer #6 · answered by justbipolar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEFINITELY NOT! The only persons I worship are God and Jesus!@
2006-07-27 05:24:22 · answer #7 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Masta Shake!! I don't believe in lords or saviors.... nice try!
2006-07-27 05:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Master.
(blank stare)
I will answer you're door for you and I can play the harpsichord too for your enjoyment Lord.
--edit--
Oh snap! Whutina_10 totally gave you the bozak!! I ain't gonna be worshippin' you, fool!
2006-07-27 05:20:49 · answer #9 · answered by Ann Tykreist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you are God. We all are. Just try not to let it get to your head. Just know that you create anything that you want through your own thoughts. I am God, you are God. It is within all of us. I am glad that you are able to recognize it!
2006-07-27 05:20:34 · answer #10 · answered by Metacoma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋