2006-07-27 05:02:48 · 31 answers · asked by Smegma Stigma 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
jesus held me down whilst god did it, too!
2006-07-27 05:03:21 · update #1
he should have left some evidence behind. If so please let us know, we've been waiting for it for some time now.
2006-07-27 05:04:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry! Thats what happened to Mary too.
Just wait 9 months and you'll be the mother of God's second child! Good Job!
2006-07-27 05:06:46 · answer #2 · answered by _Kraygh_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well first thing is do not "wipe away" the evidence. That is to say, don't shower. Then, get a pap-schmear to determine if you have incurred any vaginal tearing (or anal tearing if you're a guy or if you were raped "from behind.")
After the cops have sampled the sperm, they will first try to perform genetic profiling.
Oh by the way, is your name MARY?????
2006-07-27 05:07:21 · answer #3 · answered by Tones 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run, do not walk, to the nearest psychiatrist. That sort of delusion is indicative of serious mental disease or defect.
On the other hand, if you're just running around yanking people's chains, then run, do not walk to the nearest psychiatrist. That behavior pattern is indicative of a serious case of masochism, and could get you killed if you pull the wrong leg.
2006-07-27 05:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Granny Annie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just pray that you don't get charged with filing a false police report.
2006-07-27 05:33:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rape is not a subject to kid around about and God is certainly not a subject to fool around with!@
2006-07-27 05:10:02 · answer #6 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
""You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?"
2006-07-27 05:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by stpolycarp77 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You surely suffer from an ID ten T problem.
2006-07-27 05:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ron K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOD cannot rape anybody u silly why would they believe a idiot
2006-07-27 05:14:43 · answer #9 · answered by beauty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly check yourself into a insane asylum!!
2006-07-27 05:06:02 · answer #10 · answered by ?born2lose? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray for His forgiveness to get you out of your pitiful situation.
2006-07-27 05:05:26 · answer #11 · answered by Dood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋