If you were walking and came face to face with Osama Bin Laden,what would u do?!?

Question

i'll give the best scenario 10 points!..be creative!

Answer 1

I would strike up a conversation, asking him to please explain his beliefs to me. Come on, w/ this guy's ego, he'll talk forever if given the chance. And while he is deep into explaining his reasons for his murderous ways - a quick cheap shot to the jewels, knee to the nose, then choke him into unconsciousness, but still alive.

Then, transport him to an undisclosed location here in the deep South. Coat him w/ Karo syrup and stake him out in a big ol' fire ant bed. Let the ants work on him for awhile...then knock him out again and move to a skeeter infested area about dusk. Let them work on him for awhile...then knock him out again. Load him up and then deliver him to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, where he can die on the steps of the White House due to 1) the poison from the bugs and 2) a quick injection of Drano into his vein.

Then, send the video to Al Jehar TV for their enjoyment!

Answer 2

How will I know that he is Osama Bin Laden. The person who come in media with long beard and with a wrist watch on his right hand can be a different person. I think that Osama Bin Laden is still in disguise.

Answer 3

Well this is gonna be good one.

So as not to offend the muslim fanatics I'd first cover his face before cutting off his head with a dull butter knife. Once it has been removed I'd pee down the hole in his neck.

I'd package his head and UPS it to the White House for them to put in the trophy case under the heading "a_ _hole".

As for the rest of his lifeless corpse I'd section into pieces and send one piece a day to his remaining idiotic horde of groupies hiding in the mountains of Afghanastan like the cowards they are.

Of course this would all be video taped to put on the internet just like they do for the public to see.

I'd say this is enough.

Answer 4

I would cut his head off and demand a special press conference in front of a joint session of Congress to get the $50 mil prize money then claim I should belong in the Witness Protection Program and I need to be subsidized.

Answer 5

Tackle him, tie him up with his own rag clothes (assuming I could handle the stench) then deliver him to the White House where George, Rummy, and Condi and I would take turns beating the crap out him while we all eat BLT's in front of him and breath bacon breath in his face. Then, we'd hand him over to the military to put him in a "pope mobile" style vehicle so he could be driven from base to base to me mocked by the troops. Meanwhile, I'd rent Air Force 1 with my reward money to go to a Rangers game with Bush.....but I'd make him buy the beers.

Answer 6

Pretend I don't see him , cross the street and follow, while calling the cops on my phone .
If the cops come ( ? ) and keep their cool ( ? ) , we just might get more than Osama .
He' going somewhere ,let's see where and who else shows up .
The B#st#rd is probably wearing a bomb belt , so rash action is out . Let's try to get him alive , we can sew him into a pig skin later.

Answer 7

Arrest him, turn him over to the authorities unharmed, and collect the reward. I kind of figure that life in a max lockup will do the job that most of you want to be done on him. Yes, I would put him in the general population. That way he could find out what evil really is. He would be someone's ... ah ... "concubine."

Answer 8

Ha, I know exactly what I would do.

I would go up to him and be like "You look familiar. Have I met you somewhere before?" Then I would probably try to sell him some Avon. As I am walking away it might finally occur to me who he is and then I would probably run screaming.

Unfortunately for me I tend to be on the air headed side :(

Answer 9

First, I would act like I did not know who he was and pass on by. Then I would follow him around in stealth while I called the FBI and collected the reward for info leading to his capture. I really need the money.

Answer 10

I'd cold-clock him. Once knocked out, drive him to our nearby air base, inform the security guards who he is, then strike a deal with them. Split the reward money with them, tie him to a nuke, and have them drop him on an insurgent stronghold, just so he can return to his people....and know a little bit of hell, before he goes there.