2006-07-27 03:02:50 · 23 answers · asked by Andrew C 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
woodchucks don't chuck wood
2006-07-27 03:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by Justin K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the woodchuck was made of wood then it depends on how much wood was chucked to carve the woodchuck made of wood. And if a real woodchuck could chuck wood (which it can't because it's a freakin' groundhog with pudgy appendages) then it can only chuck as much wood as it's physically able to, so you'd have grind up the woodchuck made of wood into a fine sawdust and put it in a cage with the woodchuck so the woodchuck could crawl around and theoretically keeping chucking sawdust all day as it moped around the cage. If this were the case then a woodchuck could infinitely keep chucking wood until it was time to hiberate or it died from lack of adequate care.
2006-07-27 10:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by anonfuture 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alot of Chucking wood!
2006-07-27 10:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by ~Lillith of Eden~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a quote, it's a tongue-twister. Here's how it goes
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
In case you don't know, the woodchuck is also called the groundhound.
2006-07-27 10:09:08 · answer #4 · answered by klay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck, but a wood chuck cannot chuck wood so being he cant chuck wood he wont chuck wood even if he has morning wood in the afternoon
2006-07-27 10:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a wood chuck could chuck so much wood then a wood chuck would chuck wood :D..
2006-07-27 10:06:02 · answer #6 · answered by knifelvr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-27 15:44:52 · answer #7 · answered by jessa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...all the wood a wood chuck could chuck i guess..but he could get sum friends and be like how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck got wood chuck friends lol...
2006-07-27 10:35:21 · answer #8 · answered by dixie_gurl872005 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.... I guess
2006-07-27 10:05:38 · answer #9 · answered by shortee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck could chuck lots of wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-27 10:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by Answers1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a wood chucking chucker could chuck
2006-07-27 10:05:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋