Explain why "he made the stars" - countless billions of them - at the end of the fourth day, when it had taken him all of the previous time to work on just one small planet.
Was it the Union of Planetary beginnings that slowed him down at first?
2006-07-27 02:55:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No ...It was the Coalition of Planets ( Cop ) .. He was using non - union labor , and after market parts ...
2006-07-27 03:03:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if God openly carries his 'Union Card" on a chain around his neck but I do feel he/she is the 'shop foreman'. Being 'shop foreman' he would enforce slow downs such as in times when the working Joe/Jane is being overworked physically and overtaxed spiritually, we call these slow downs, "Wars".
After working so hard for four days on the "just one small planet"
pounding his great hammer on the anvil of creation, "the Union of Planetary beginnings" had "slowed him down at first" but now he was almost finished. God wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked down on the space surrounding his feet and there was a great pile of chipped off, material, pounded off and otherwise discarded. Beautiful bits of material from the creation laying all around him still hot and shinny with a special luminescence of it's own. 'Ahaa' thought God to himself, this stuff is just what I want to glue my greatest creation. My children will see them in the night and I shall call them 'Stars"...stars will keep my children warm and cozy and still their fears of darkness'. God then picked up this material and with one great pitch (that any baseball player would envy) threw the "stars" into the heavens.
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2006-07-27 10:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by oldtimer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to understand that the first two chapters of Genesis are written in a poetic form. Not to be taken literally. Now did God create everything in 6 days and rest on the seventh? Possibly. I believe He did. But I also understand those who don't. Guess what? It is still possible to be a Christian and believe in evolution. Just like you can still be a Christian and be a democrat. Or a Christian that is pro-choice.
2006-07-27 10:02:08 · answer #3 · answered by David 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wanna know if he goofed at all making the stars and had to erase a few.... Or spilled the Godly ink he used and was forced to call it a galaxy or something...lolol
Personally I think he just hit the Copy?Paste thing after 3 long days of making one planet...
2006-07-27 10:00:23 · answer #4 · answered by Fixitguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, God (if there is one) is UNION FOREVER...in fact he's been on strike for years now!!!
2006-07-27 10:01:51 · answer #5 · answered by thebigm57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a Teamster. They're so lazy and surly.
2006-07-27 09:58:08 · answer #6 · answered by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are just thinking way to hard Guy.
2006-07-27 09:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by rangedog 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
god is imaginary. This is a provable fact.
http://www.godisimaginary.com/
2006-07-27 09:59:46 · answer #8 · answered by MATTHEW A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋