As a christian, muslim, etc, what do you imagine an atheists typical day consists of? Are we so different?

Answer 1

I picture atheists staying in bed all day - there is no point in getting up!
No purpose
No point
No hope
After all: you are born, you exist, you are sad, you get old, you get ill, you die, you rot - end of story!
What is the point of it all when you are an atheist?

Answer 2

12:00 - wake up (after long night of drug use and orgies).
12:30 - sacrifice a baby kitten for breakfast.
13:00 - spend a solid hour cursing good God-believers.
14:00 - worship the devil and the ACLU.
14:30 - start working on petition to make Christianity illegal and put all Christians in jail. Salivate and say 'mwa ha ha haaa' while doing this.
15:00 - walk to work. Slap several innocent babies on the way.
15:30 - start job as a prostitute.
17:00 - pray to God (whom we believe in even though we are atheists - because in order to disbelieve in God you must acknowledge his existence).
17:30 - pray to Charles Darwin.
18:00 - slap some more innocent babies. Rape a few people. Steal some money from other people.
19:00 - enter into a period of deep despair at the meaningless of my life.
20:00 - snort some crack cocaine in order to get over this despair. Sacrifice a puppy for dinner.
21:00 - head off to Satanic drug-using free-sex orgy to drown myself in the debasement of my miserable existence.

Answer 3

PMSL at some of the responses !!

I'm an atheist and I consider myself to be a better Christian, {insert religion of choice} than many of those who profess to live by their good book(s).

I don't commit crimes, lie, cheat, take advantage of people or hurt others. Can those who profess to be religious say the same thing about themselves? (Look at the political leadership .. how many are cheating on their spouses, how many are lying through their teeth, embezzle money, etc. yet run to church and pretend to live a godly life)

I can look in the mirror every day and say yes, I do have integrity.

Answer 4

As an atheist I start off every morning drinking a nice tall glass of freshly squeezed aborted human fetus.

Then I go to my job, which is burning down churches and turning children against god with sex and drugs and rock and roll.

I come home to my transexual, commie-pinko, black, handicapped, ACLU lawyer, life partner and we think of new ways to subvert christian thinking in America.

After a long day of evil atheism we pray to Satan that George W. Bush will get a brain tumor.

But that's just me.

Answer 5

No no not at all!!! As I am a Muslim I want to tell u that we muslims are happpy from athiests as compared to non muslims bcoz u athiests accept the first part of our principle in ISLAM that is "THERE IS NO GOD except Allah & Muhammad PBUH is the messenger of Allah"
GoodLuck for accepting the rest part!!!!!
One proof from me is that tell me
1_ how much complicated is your mobile?
2_ from what basic elements it is made?

It is made up of oil(plastic bassically comes from oil)
and sand ( the silicon chips are basically from sand)

Now tell me where these two elements are found abundantly?
ofcourse in Saudi Arabia,Iraq.........

Now the question for u is
IF U SIT THERE FOR EVEN MILLIONS OF YEARS WILL THAT SAND & OIL COMBINE TOGETHER TO FORM A MOBILE?

no never.Its the most stupid thing in the world so how can u believe so blindly in that scientific theory?

Answer 6

I get up in the morning and eat a bowl of embryos, which I immediately vomit up all over my mother. Then I like to go down to the middle school and check out girls. At lunch time, I go home and have sex with my dog - all the time wishing I could marry it. In the afternoon I call up people randomly and encourage them to get abortions or turn gay. I go to work in the afternoon at my union government job and waste your tax dollars surfing internet porn and eating chocolate bon bons. I get home from work about 1 AM and blast loud satanic music that wakes up my hard working christian neighbors, while I masturbate in the front window.

Answer 7

An atheist typical day is living for self no matter what the consequences.

Answer 8

An agnostic can nonetheless be a theist or an atheist. "do not you do not forget that for the period of your proliferation of hate, those human beings experience left out?" do not you recognize the way conceited that statement develop into. no longer merely do you no longer recognize what an agnostic is you recognize no longer something about me both. == "a number of you're making me so proud!" If all you wanted develop into someone to communicate about your misconceptions you've gotten printed them previously.

Answer 9

We just don't look under our pillows for gifts from the tooth fairy. We explore our personal human capacities and give credit for good deeds done to the self. Without total disregard for the spiritual world, we invest assign most energy to the real tangible world.

Answer 10

Atheists are like anyone else. They wake up, go to work, do good, etc. They are no different from religious people. At least atheists are not hypocrites like religious peole.