This guy came up to me and said girrrrrrrrrlllll!!!! damn you thicker than a sunday newspaper. That was awful but i had the best time laughing at it
2006-07-27 05:33:46
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answer #1
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answered by Butta 3
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1. GUY: can i get your number?
GIRL: i got a boyfriend
GUY: well whats? your boyfriend gotta do wit me?
GIRL: alot if u wanna get your a** whooped
GUY: aw, sweetie i'm not trying to intervene in your relationship i just want to be your friend
GIRL: i dont need no more friends i got enough
GUY: well how come you cant have one more?
2. girl you must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day long
3.are you married?
4. heaven must be missing an angel
5.ay shorty, how old are you?
6. d*** girl you sexy
7. all of these have been said to me but the one that takes the cake is the time i was standing on the bus stop waiting on the bus and this dude road by on his bike and was like "damn girl, you can have my bike just take it."
2006-07-27 02:40:25
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answer #2
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answered by brownsuga 2
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a million. guy: am i able to'm getting your selection? woman: i have been given a boyfriend guy: properly whats? your boyfriend gotta do wit me? woman: alot if u wanna get your a** whooped guy: aw, sweetie i'm no longer attempting to intrude on your courting i purely favor to be your pal woman: i dont choose no extra friends i have been given sufficient guy: properly how come you cant have one extra? 2. woman you would possibly want to be drained reason you been operating by my options all day lengthy 3.are you married? 4. heaven might want to be lacking an angel 5.ay shorty, how previous are you? 6. d*** woman you horny 7. all of those were reported to me besides the undeniable fact that the single which takes the cake is the time i replaced into status on the bus stop waiting on the bus and this dude highway by on his motorbike and replaced into like "damn woman, you're able to have my motorbike purely take it."
2016-10-15 06:29:18
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answer #3
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answered by machey 4
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A friend of mine used to simply walk up to girls in bars and discos and ask straight out: "do you f**k?"
He reckoned about 1 in 4 would say "yes" and would leave with him.
2006-07-27 02:25:44
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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i've actually used this one:
Can I borrow a quarter? I'm supposed to call my mom when I've found the woman I want to marry!
It worked and I married her!
4 years and counting!
2006-07-27 02:34:15
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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My face leaves in 2 Minutes " Be On It " !
2006-07-27 02:26:23
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answer #6
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answered by Perry 4
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Hello. My name is (your name here).
Then she tells you her name.
Your next sentence should be. How are you?
Get it? No cheesy lines. Just talk to them for crying out loud.
2006-07-27 02:38:06
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answer #7
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answered by woodybmi 3
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i heard the word of the day is legs lets go home and spread the word!
2006-07-27 02:26:55
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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im me at das9simon if u relly want 2 know
2006-07-27 02:29:47
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answer #9
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answered by D Simon 1
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Someone used poetry on me once.. that did it.
2006-07-27 02:29:23
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answer #10
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answered by knifelvr 4
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