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Probably what mine would be if a lightning bolt carved, before my eyes, those words into stone and cut out the tablets and handed them to me.

Holy s***. I think that would get MY ATTENTION.

Ever hear of the farmer that had an unruly a**? He took it to a trainer. The trainer reached for a 6 ft. 2X4, and whacked the a** across the forehead.
The farmer went nuts. "Why in hell did you do that?"

First, you gotta get their attention.

2006-07-27 02:27:02 · answer #1 · answered by ed 7 · 0 0

Moses wondered why God didn't just send him an email rather than those bulky stone tablets.

2006-07-27 09:20:41 · answer #2 · answered by Gallivanting Galactic Gadfly 6 · 0 0

Moses (PBUH) was terrified when he heard God's voice. God calm him down and appoint him his Prophet and Messanger. Moses (PPBUH) requested to grant Aron (PBUH) the Prophethood and the request was granted immediately.

2006-07-27 09:23:03 · answer #3 · answered by A K 5 · 0 0

Dude, WTF? Those things are heavy and you're telling me to walk all the way back down the mountain with them? See, I know you're not from around these parts, but here in Egypt they have this thing called papyrus ... it's not as sturdy as stone, but it's a lot easier to carry and a lot more economical. You should give it a try.

2006-07-27 09:32:08 · answer #4 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0 0

My guess would either be abject terror or something akin to an orgasm. Because I gotta think talking to a presence like God would either be terrifying (think ants and humans) or ecstatic (think orgasms)

2006-07-27 09:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0 0

We are not told much about this, but I would imagine he would be full of awe.

2006-07-27 09:22:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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