I woke up this morning and wondered why I didnt have to get up in the middle of the night and take a whiz. I mean God knows I always get up and take a whiz interrupting my perfect sleep every night!
I think an errant Christian prayer made its way to my house and God kept my bladder empty until the morning?
Its a MIRACLE!!!
2006-07-27 02:04:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Congrats!!!
2006-07-27 02:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you check to see whether your mattress was damp or not? It might have been an errant Christian curse too, you know...
2006-07-27 09:10:26 · answer #2 · answered by XYZ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude if youre always getting up in the middle of the night maybe you should get your prostate checked.
2006-07-27 09:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was me, it was me! lol. I liked your Avatar...it got my attention. Congratulations on this major accomplishment...."A day at a time, a day at a time..." May you always be whiz free.
2006-07-27 09:10:24 · answer #4 · answered by riverhawthorne 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did not wake up because you did take drinks before going to sleep.
2006-07-27 09:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by A K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or maybe this time you decided to take care of your business BEFORE you went to bed.
2006-07-27 09:07:58 · answer #6 · answered by AJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How nice for you keep praying if it worked once it just might again ..
2006-07-27 09:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by Linda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... so that's why I had to go more often last night. Thanks ... I really wanted to spend my entire evening sitting on the toilet. Next time, please specify somewhere else for God to send your excess urine.
2006-07-27 09:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...did you chek the bed for a wet spot?
2006-07-27 09:11:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.godisimaginary.com
2006-07-27 10:46:04 · answer #10 · answered by Smegma Stigma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋