Its a joke.....a bit naughty...like it?

Question

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"




"Yes, you see them and they make you cry."


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"


The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases - each like a different type of tree. In his twenties, he is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."


"A Christmas tree?"



"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration!!!"

Answer 1

hahaha... good one.. thanks...
this one is for you...check it out...

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's not there 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars." He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?" "A hand job".

She runs back and tells the guy all the gets for thirty is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE penis. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Answer 2

Smiles

Answer 3

a nice one

try this out

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"

Answer 4

i absolutely love this joke, can you plllleeeaaassseee come back and tell some more, this really is the only decent joke i have heard on here and how dare someone leave the comment "horrible attempt at humour" you obviously wouldnt know a good joke if it introduced itself as "hi, im a good joke" then started humping your face....

PLEASE, WE NEED MORE JOKES LIKE YOURS!!!

Answer 5

I a lot favor to squeeze my own oranges << that would not sound extremely correct... I favor to make my own orange juice and it continuously winds up with bits in it, so i will pass with 'bits'. it is my very last answer, you should lock it in. :P

Answer 6

hEY sANDY!!!!!!!! gOOD eVENInG!!!!!
LOL!!! Nice One.............. i have heard a different version of this......... It goes like "Whats common between the Pope and a Christmas Tree??" ........... Answer is the last line..............
PS - No Offense to anyone, i just mentioned what i came across somewhere!!!!!

Answer 7

Lol funny

Answer 8

its Naughty ,, But U should Write Some Good Jokes Rather than these Ones ! ,,, Hope u will not Mind ! .. :)

Answer 9

hahahahaha
and useful only once in a year too!
lol

Answer 10

lol totally funny i'm doubled over laughing