Whats the best way to defend against someone coming at you with a piece of fruit?

Question

Please include bananas, oranges (peeled and unpeeled) and any other you find dangerous.

Answer 1

The best possible defence against this terrifying form of attack is to wrap something around your upper body, possibly a towel, leaving your head from the neck up exposed. When the attacker is about to strike open your mouth and take a bite out of his weapon. If it is a watermelon you are screwed.

Answer 2

Are you trying to say, "What's best way to defend yourself if you only have a piece of fruit?"
Or are you trying to say, "What is the best way to defend yourself from someone coming at you, who is using a piece of fruit?"

If you mean the first one, then it would be a pineapple. Those are heavy and they would hurt if you threw it at someone.

If you mean the second one, then it would be a juice machine.

Answer 3

Have a bottle of Cool Whip ready, and a plastic fork and plate, when they start throwing it, cut up the fruits and add Cool Whip to it, then you have a fruit salad.

Answer 4

get a military helmet and a fork so he/she will think twice about throwing a fruit at you or not. cause if your gonna eat it, then you'll like. he wants to throw fruits at you because he hates you .=D

Answer 5

if its a man kick them in the family jewles, or nose or adams apple, if its a woman.... run for your life i dont know any weak points of a woman since im a man and dont punch women

Answer 6

duck and pull the fruit out od the attackers hand then shove in in their mouth or any other hole close to you

Answer 7

open your mouth really wide and eat the fruit

Answer 8

Drop a 10 ton weight on him.....

Answer 9

I would say just open your mouth and eat it ! If you have to catch it and eat it, don't run from it.

Answer 10

Blender..