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once there was teacher who used to taught 2nd graders.

before shifting to grade three teacher and students has a group photo.
when photo was out of camera she showed to class.
she was pointing at picture and saying look this is billy he is doctor after 15 years and this is sara a lawyer,

there wasa kids which teacher didnt like, she point at his picture and said look at 15 year he will be old.

at very same moment that student replied while pointing at teachers picture that look its miss jane she will dead after 15 years.

2006-07-27 01:25:57 · 13 answers · asked by Fishi 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

hahahaha.... thats funny....
this one is for you....check it out...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.

"What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I'm sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table."

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
I would say, "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."

The teacher fainted.

2006-07-27 01:50:34 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0 0

you want to make certain no matter if that's criminal the position you're. Corporal punishment became outlawed in Australia over 2 many years in the past. So instructors are literally not allowed to attempt this yet to be worry-free that's what some youthful ones favor. I basically visit my youthful ones type and there are numerous i ought to prefer to grant a quickly swipe to the butt on. those youthful ones disturb the type continuously so the instructor has to spend all her time with the little sh*ts than those who prefer to study. A smack should be very valuable and if it became bought back contained in the youngsters ought to understand instructors more effective. Now a baby mucks up because he's widely used with not something should be performed. a visit to the important isn't met with terror anymore, youthful ones do exactly not care. They get their lecture and then go back to what they were doing. i'm guessing that diverse people on indexed less than are American. No ask your self you're pronounced as the suing capital of the international. i will not believe the quantity of folk saying to sue. the instructor made a mistake. go communicate including her and state that you're literally not satisfied and perchance sit down in on the type for some weeks and watch your baby and how she behaves.

2016-10-15 10:03:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

lol but if only you could speak correct english, check ya later ♥

2006-07-27 01:32:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 0

That's a good one!!

Thanks.

2006-07-27 11:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its Fishy u know hehehehe

2006-07-27 01:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0 0

What r u talking about.

2006-07-27 01:31:01 · answer #6 · answered by mariah <3 2 · 0 0

correct your mistakes that and then i might be able to understand it

2006-07-27 02:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by Aaron C. L. C. 3 · 0 0

good one

2006-07-27 01:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok thank

2006-07-27 01:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0 0

lol it was good.

2006-07-27 01:28:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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