3 LADIES IN A HOT TUB
THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID,
"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT, I'M GETTIN' A FAX."
2006-07-27 01:12:05 · 14 answers · asked by Tragic Remedy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses."
"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!"
2006-07-27 03:02:51 · answer #1 · answered by Aby 2 · 11⤊ 2⤋
Ive in no way heard of ladies doing it on buses or trains, however once I was using from Utah to California (15 hour drive), I masturbated while I was once driving lol. It was a protracted drive and that i wanted to be keep conscious lol.
2016-08-09 05:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by bungay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good un but it always helps to be told; vocal insinuations and facial expressions!
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-27 01:19:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute check ya later ♥
2006-07-27 01:20:55 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ya. 10/10 and a clap too.
2006-07-27 01:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so funny n intelligent . it really made me laugh a lot
2006-07-27 03:22:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol that was a dam good joke my friend
2006-07-27 01:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!!!
2006-07-27 01:26:40 · answer #8 · answered by Rob 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-27 01:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny right there!
2006-07-27 01:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋