Funny ryhmes..heres one..give us something to lol about.?

Question

Old Miss Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her ol' dog a bone,
she bent over, oh god, Rover took over
Oh' she got a bone of her own ..

Mary mary
quite contrary
trim that puXXy
it's so darn hairy

lmao..

lmao..

Answer 1

thats great but how about this one
in the jungle fanny and bum bum
having anormas fun
bum bum was silly
pulled out his willy
and stuck it in fannys bum

Answer 2

check yhis out


John woke up one morning with an enormous erection so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to bring it to his wife. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Heather answered the note and then asked her son to bring it to her husband. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

Answer 3

When I was a kid just a wee lad
My father busted me doing something bad!
I was in my room stroking Jr. to BB King
He walked in and said, "What the hell's that thing?"
I proudly said, "Dad that's my d*ck"
"Your mother's coming better cover it quick!"
Later he told me I ain't a son of his
I argued with him saying, "Yes I is!"
He said, No I'm my mommas son
He wondered where my little thing came from.
I said, "But pop I'm only four years old
That thing has plenty of time to grow!"
In grade school I met a girl from Japan
Teeny boobs but the softest of hands!
By high school I met a chick from China
Man what she could do with her vagina!
And it goes on; I knew a chick with the biggest boobs
Hell they once knocked me off a bar stool!
Then there was my blonde darling
The things she did with my ding-a-ling!
Online I don't bother with pop up adds
Having a little d*ck ain't so bad!
I've also known a Jew or two
Them I could never afford to screw!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 4

That's why children in the West start sexual activity so early like girl of nine having a baby

Answer 5

For adults:
Mary had a little lamb,

She kept in the backyard.

When she took her panties off,

His woolly dick got hard

For kids:
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Answer 6

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's c*ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
"If my ear was a c*nt I would f*ck it."

Answer 7

heres one. A guy walks into a bar and talks to the bar teander. The bar tender says "wut sould a name this place?" he costumer wasent paying attion and he said"wow look at suzis legs" thats it says the bar tender!! suzis leg.. Come here 2morrow and come get a free drink........................2 morrow....... the guy was waiting for it to open and some guy comes walkin up the street. Wut are you doing....waiting for suzis leg 2 open so I can get a drink

Answer 8

LOL.. no wonder kids r so smart these days

Answer 9

LOL!!!!! What a... (ha...ha...ha...ha) funny rhy...(ha...ha...ha)...me...(ha...ha...ha...ha..) !!!!! ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...!!!!!!!! lol!!