Few beers? Line of coke? Please help!
2006-07-27 00:32:50 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
What's a lawyer?
2006-07-27 00:39:55 · update #1
Yeah, Ghost Nation - shut up!
2006-07-27 00:48:15 · update #2
Well, you COULD do some coke, but that might just end up making you feel more nervous. A few beers might do it, but I would highly recommend a few drinks of ouzo. Mix with some antihistamines and you are all set! Good luck with that!
2006-07-28 10:45:51 · answer #1 · answered by yumyum 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Megnom....Have you any idea?
Anyway.
First thing. Did you remember to bribe the Chief Inspector?
If so, why not?
British justice is oiled by backhanders so get round there sharpish.
I wouldn't recommend a 'livener' off the dock, far too obvious.
Dissolve it in Lucozade and swig it throughout the trial, it'll also explain the runny nose.
By day three you should have also had the confidence to pull the most nubile of the jury, thus guaranteeing a 'Twelve Angry Men' dramatic acquittal.
Easy peesy.
2006-07-27 00:57:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you SHOULD be nervous.
i really hope you are joking about the beers or coke. Getting charged with contempt of court, having the trial delayed (at best), or getting a real drug charge are NOT going to endear you to the judge or jury.
Talk to your lawyer about being prepared, what to wear, and safer wasy to be calm.
2006-07-27 00:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by nickipettis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm partial to gin & tonics before any publice appearance (I prefer Sapphire). You might also want to consider a large wad of cash, a crowbar, and just in case the trial doesn't go in your favor, several tubes of KY Jelly (I don't know what prisons are like in the UK, but from what I understand of American ones, your stay can be quite unpleasant if you don't use lots & lots of lubricant).
2006-07-27 01:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by oh kate! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Firstly what offence are you standing Trial for? Did you do it or are you pleading innocence?
I work in the Crown Court Department of a firm of Solicitors so send me a message if you would like to talk.
2006-07-27 00:37:40 · answer #5 · answered by jobarker_1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear what a silly person!!
Just make sure that the court know how sorry you are and show that you are either taking steps into getting help or have given up completely. Im sorry but you will just have to take the punishment after that has been taken into consideration. x
2006-07-27 00:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, if your about to go through a court trial the best thing you can do is resign yourself to the outcome have Grace in GOD, this to shall pass, and give up drugs and alcohol life is much better without that trash
2006-07-27 00:42:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A .45 and a few lines of coke, why should we have to pay to keep you in jail?
2006-07-27 03:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by macdyver60 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PCP all the way. If you're lucky you'll cut your own face off, and get away with an insanity plea. For your confidence I recommend a t-shirt saying 'All Coppers Are Cunts'. They'll love ya for it.
2006-07-27 00:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few beers, a joint, and 2 lines. You'll be feeling self-confident in no time!
2006-07-27 00:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋