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2006-07-26 22:52:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health Other - Health

12 answers

Gotta be when Mickey Rourke chopped off my arms and legs then left my torso for the slavering wolf.
God, that chafed.

Diogenese- Are you sure that was an 'accident'?

2006-07-26 22:59:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Sitting on a can of hair spray on a toilet seat tops my list. Second behind it is trying to put on a pair of pants without removing the hanger first. Well they both seemed like pretty stupid things to do to me.

-Dio

2006-07-27 05:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by diogenese19348 6 · 0 0

I can't give you an stupid answer.. sorry! But thank you so much for giving the easiest two points! Have a nice day!!

2006-07-27 05:56:53 · answer #3 · answered by El mundo es ancho y ajeno 6 · 0 0

I sent a flirty text, intended for an ex-girlfriend, to my wife. Boy, I entered a whole new world of pain.

2006-07-27 08:14:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I had a twisted nut (testicle) and I had sugary on it

so now every time a DR says "1-10 how bad is your pain"

I say 2

he says "so not that bad"

I say "no it's bad but I had sugary on my nuts so that set the curve."

2006-07-27 05:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by MP US Army 7 · 0 0

Well, this one time, I took a meat thermometer and stuck it in my ear, but it didn't go very far, so I took a rubber mallet and gave it a couple of whacks. Boy did that smart!

2006-07-27 05:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

When my wife was giving birth she held my hand the nurse said push

I don't know who screamed most she nearly broke my fingers !!!!

2006-07-27 05:59:13 · answer #7 · answered by kb1 3 · 0 0

A horse once spepped on my little toe so it turned black. That hurt.. L

2006-07-27 05:57:08 · answer #8 · answered by atlantisflicka 4 · 0 0

The day i was ready to make love but my partner weren't ready.

2006-07-27 05:59:33 · answer #9 · answered by beebee 2 · 0 0

Having ulcers in my tounge, gums and mouth of course...

2006-07-27 06:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Crazzeesllingg 2 · 0 0

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