ok.answer this with:YES or NO._____I AM NOT A NORMAL PERSON.
2006-07-26 22:52:23 · 53 answers · asked by frauline2470 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The difference is in the punctuation.
Yes. (period) I am not a normal person.
No, (comma) I am not a normal person.
Both statements make me look like a freak.
2006-07-26 23:22:28 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 10:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-08-03 22:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2006-08-03 20:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2006-07-26 23:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by wraith1796 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Filling the blank is EASY. just FILL IT !!
its the meaning after filling in the blank that alters the response
2006-07-27 01:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does standing on one foot, hopping around and sounding like a chicken count? Is your name Donna? Looks like something she would Post.
2006-08-03 13:03:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question cannot be answered by a YES or NO blank.
2006-07-26 23:34:19 · answer #8 · answered by Oliver C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either option (yes/no) amounts to the same result....The person is admitting that they are NOT normal
That was a good one
2006-08-03 18:47:52 · answer #9 · answered by ambitiousd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I'm not normal.
So?
What would you prefer, a normal salary or riches to get what you dream of?
2006-07-31 08:17:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋