A man walks into a car dealership and notices the car of his dreams. He walks over to inspect the car and as he leans down to feel the fine leather upholstry, he breaks wind. Nervously, he looks around to see if anyone noticed. Just then a salesman approahes the man and asks, "How can I help you today, sir?"
The man asks, "How much for this car?"
The salesman replies, "Frankly sir, I'd rather not say."
The man asks, "Why not?"
The salesman says, "I f you farted just touching it, you're gonna s h i t when you hear the price."
2006-07-26 22:46:58 · 20 answers · asked by Bubba 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I laughed so hard, that I didn't know whether to s h i t my pants, or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted.
2006-07-26 22:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excruciating!
2006-07-26 23:00:47 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-07-26 22:52:53 · answer #3 · answered by ♦bE cOOl♦ ☻ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original. Best 1 I heard in a long time!!!!!!!
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2006-07-26 22:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by Hotrod Hoender 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
goooooooood nice joke too funny
2006-07-27 01:14:43 · answer #5 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 23:06:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!thanks,i needed a good laugh!
2006-07-27 06:14:51 · answer #7 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one... also liked the first answer
2006-07-26 22:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by Shalako 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2006-07-26 22:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic!!!!!!!
2006-07-26 22:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by lizo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋