2006-07-26 22:37:42 · 8 answers · asked by dizzybint78 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your momma is so big that she went out tonight in high heels and came home with flats.
2006-07-26 22:42:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma is so stupid she hears the microwave ring and ask who is it. your momma so fat she needs a mirror to so her Vagina. yo momma sooooo fat I took her to the zoo and they mistaked her for a run away elephant.
2006-07-27 05:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by yaya t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
2006-07-26 22:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by ♦bE cOOl♦ ☻ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya mommas so fat she hasent seen her toes in 20 years
2006-07-27 05:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by frogmaster12321 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so hairry, bigfoot took a picture of HER!
or...
yo momma is so ugly.. you follow her everywhere
(because you are afraid she might kiss you goodbye)
2006-07-26 22:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by Ron K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat she wears a watch on each wrist - one for each timezone
2006-07-26 23:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell me why yo mama is so hairy she don`t shave, she chain saws..
2006-07-26 22:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jessica Marie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom's pussy is so nasty.....................they make 'em that **** on fear factor.
2006-07-26 22:40:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋