A blonde and a brunette work as secretaries at an office job. One day the brunette says to the blonde, "Hey, I know how we can get time off work."
The blonde asks, "How?"
So the brunette jumps on the desk and grabs the light fixture and starts swinging from it. Right then the boss walks in and says, "What the hell are you doing?!"
The brunette says, "I'm a lightbulb!"
So the boss tells her, "Ya know, I think you should take some time off. Go home and get some rest."
So she jumps down and walks out the door. The blonde started following right behind her. The boss says,"Just where do you think you're going?"
The blonde replies, "I can't work in the dark."
2006-07-26 22:30:09 · 13 answers · asked by Bubba 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i think you've got the blonde and the brunette in the wrong places - a blond couldn't think so far.
More likely she would've swung from the same light saying "i'm a light bulb"
2006-07-26 22:57:47 · answer #1 · answered by metorido 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... good one...thanks
check this one too....
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a sh*t."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and sh*t."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my a*s." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with sh*t all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your a*s with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
2006-07-27 09:07:41 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah already posted this one as a mental patient, there's also one with a prisoner, kinda old sorry check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 06:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How'd the blonde think of that so fast on her own?
2006-07-27 05:46:07 · answer #4 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it you copy cat you tell jokes which we have heard
2006-07-27 08:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-27 07:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it but its good
2006-07-27 06:02:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Good Joke. LOL. LOL.
2006-07-27 19:47:09 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe .. good one!
2006-07-27 06:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one dude...
2006-07-27 05:35:04 · answer #10 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋