PLEASE DONT BE OFFENDED. THIS IS JUST A JOKE.
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure, because -
In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant,
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant,
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant,
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant,
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant,
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant,
In the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant
2006-07-26 21:23:29 · 8 answers · asked by joann_xvi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I just laugh when people talking ‘rest of the world’ or ‘world’ but they don’t know the meaning...
Example?
When the UN official seal, which depicts the WORLD, was being selected, Romy looked it over and demanded, "where is the Philippines?" "It's too small to include," explained US Senator Warren Austin, who headed the committee. "If we put in the Philippines it would be no more than a dot." "I want that dot!" Romy insisted...
2006-07-27 14:43:54 · answer #1 · answered by VBACCESSpert 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats right for india..people here are not honest and never to be trusted..as far as my experiences are concerned...i stay in india
2006-07-26 22:09:54 · answer #2 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for not saying anything about the Philippines :)
2006-07-26 21:27:37 · answer #3 · answered by Sara Masakayan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a good one. More of a Sarcastic Joke.
Cheers!!!
2006-07-26 21:30:16 · answer #4 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. If you came up with that on your own, snaps to you.
2006-07-26 21:28:57 · answer #5 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is awesome i'm totally telling my dad this one lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 23:24:01 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So let us all move to Australia for the answer to your ........question?
2006-07-26 22:33:26 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poverty
2006-07-26 21:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Das R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋