*riddle*.... :)
2006-07-26 20:11:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
IN THE DARK I GUESS , OR FROM FAR AWAY!!!!
2006-07-26 20:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by dianna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First off, tell them to get away from their weekly role-playing group. Then, take away their internet chat rooms. Finally, tell them to get a real job, then they won't be a vampire anymore and you won't have to talk to them.
2006-07-27 03:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by silas h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when talking to a vampire you always want to be wearing a turtle neck sweater
oh' ya' don't look in to his eyes
2006-07-27 03:18:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After talking to my teenage daughter, nothing scares me. It'll br light (or should I say dark?) relief.
2006-07-27 06:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
be a vampire first
2006-07-27 03:26:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very ....very carefully...in a cross voice...
and then....you let out a blood curdling scream...they don't like curdled blood...
then you run...while making a noise like a wooden cross...?
2006-07-27 17:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while wearing fake vampire teeth!
2006-07-27 04:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by mystery_alltime 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang upside down!!!
Smirnoff Music (calling all the night creatures) and there u go........
Cheers!!!
2006-07-27 03:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by Gits 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get some tomato ketchup ... spill it on u ... thats it ... ready 4 a life-throbbing talk ...
2006-07-27 03:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Feed him your obnoxious neighbor first!
2006-07-27 04:58:40 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seal his fangs with champagne bottle cork
2006-07-27 03:17:25 · answer #11 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋