2006-07-26 19:57:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. oops
2. DAMN!!
3. I am so pissed right now
4. You were the woman I saw with my husband
5. I'm bored
6. I quit
7. if I see one more woman today I am going to go crazy
8. What the hell is that
9. I am so stoned/drunk
10. Hey hold me beer while i do this Haha
2006-07-26 20:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by spookiebutt 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10. You're growth spurt has ended, now it's reversing.
9. Those extra toes you've noticed won't just go away on their own.
8. No, blood should not be coming out of there.
7. Hmmmm I've never seen this before.
6. Yeah, it's malignant, can you come back in two weeks for emergency surgery?
5. (whispering to nurse) As soon as we get rid of this guy...
4. Ah! Your plutonium levels are looking much better this month!
3. Have you ever swallowed a roll of quarters?
2. Is that a roll of quarters in your duo-deum or are you just happy to see me?
1. I have good news and bad news...You're pregnant, and I don't know how it happened.
2006-07-27 03:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in no particular order.
1. What the hell is that?
2. Do you have good insurance? (looking up from an xray)
3. Nurse? go get the bigger one.
4. Let me get my gloves lubed up
5. It will only hurt a little bit.
6. THAT will have to go.
7. Nurse? this one isnt big enough either... get the really big one.
8. Have you ever had >insert procedure name here?< *laughs* well you wont be able to say that ever again.
9. No, your going to want me to numb it.
10. Bend over and cough.
2006-07-27 03:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by zippo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I've never seen this before
2. Oh my god!
3. You have cancer
4. It's terminal
5. You have a few months to live
6. I doubt you'll ever be able to walk again
7. We're going to have to amputate
8. The accident has caused you permanent blindness
9. Well, I've never done this before, but here goes!
10. I just got out of rehab for meth
2006-07-27 03:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by daydreamer8725 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's already said most of them...I think I would freak out now if he just told me there might be a chance for me to live!
2006-07-27 03:07:05 · answer #5 · answered by ruthie_msw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i'm not a real doctor, i just cut off your leg for fun
2. i am a real doctor and i did cut off your leg
3. hi, i'm paul
4. you're havin a baby (i'm male for Christ's sake)
5. i'll give ya fifty bucks fo dat liver of yours
6. i'll give ya forty bucks fo dat liver
7. the patient looks dead, but just to be sure...
8. meet my assistant chimpy
9. chimpy's a chimp
10. no, just playin wit'cha, chimpy's a guy in a chimp suit
2006-07-27 03:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope this will neutralize the AIDS infected blood we accidentally transfused into you three months ago. Nothing to worry about though.
2006-07-27 10:38:44 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oops, ur gonna die, u need to go to the DENTIST to get ur teeth checked, what is that thing in there?, u have cancer, i need to give u ur immunization, u have to take off one of ur testicles (for guys), u need to lose some weight, is that suppose to b there? i cant come up with any ideas what those moving things inside ur stomach are...
2006-07-27 07:03:14 · answer #8 · answered by filipina279 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"what the hell is that"
"oh no who swicthed off the lights at the operatin table"
"i have some good news and bad news for you"
"oops i just lost my contact lens while operating you"
2006-07-27 03:15:17 · answer #9 · answered by WOLVERINE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. u r a woman
2. u r pregnant
3. u r alien
4. u can't die
5.- 10.?
2006-07-27 03:01:31 · answer #10 · answered by wicked jester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋