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DUTIES FOR GOD

1. Show himself(visually) once a year

2. Tell us which belief in the right belief once a year

3. Give explanations for natural dissasters once a year

4. Kill the Devil

5. Do magic tricks for Atheists so we can know he's really God

6. Run for president

7. Help doctors find a cure for cancer

8. Marry the tooth fairy

9. Write a new bible that doesn't have contradictions

10. Apolgize for allowing religious wars

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2006-07-26 18:51:34 · 8 answers · asked by Black Atheist 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

11. Spare humanity from anymore rap-singers...

2006-07-26 18:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 0 0

1. God shows Himself everyday, just look out your window or in your mirror, you are made in His image.

2. God does not require anyone to follow a religion, just read the bible and follow Him, thats all you need.

3.Natural disasters are just that, natural

4. Being that God can not sin,He cant kill the devil

5.God is not about magic, He is about love

6. God is not of this world, but He is the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords

7. God has given them brains for that, there are already many cures for cancers.

8. God does not need a wife

9.The Holy Bible we have now does not contain ANY contradictions

10. Wars are man made, not God made, so the apology needs to come from man, not God

2006-07-26 19:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by tebone0315 7 · 0 0

Yes, God's duties shall be:

1. Do my dishes.
2. Do my laundry.
3. Pay my bills.
4. Paint my house.
5. Change the litter box.
6. Clean the bathroom.
7. Put the toilet seat down.
8. Change the sheets.
9. Water the plants.
10. Vacuum the carpet.

Everything else I'd rather have us figure out on our own. That's the beauty & purpose of this life!!!!

(By the way, I like your list - very imaginitive. Hope you understand my real point, though.)

2006-07-26 18:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by locolady98 4 · 0 0

What does God call it? pontificate love too them? we could see what God says, to do with them. you have unbeliever's. Chaff, Scoffers. An Atheist is a scoffer. The be attentive to God, of course tells you the filhty rags they're, and to stay far flung from them, and keep away from them. we are to no longer plant seeds. God knows that's ineffective and that's the reason he tells us, "You stand employer against them" ( Jer.17:8 14:a million Iah 40 4:4) You disassociate them thoroughly. Any Believer that does no longer abide in God's very own be conscious, does no longer be attentive to God, in accordance too God Himself. Atheists are "chaff" A simile of the wretchedness of the depraved. Chaff is over excited via the lightest wind, and this is removing brings approximately cleansing via extracting what's completely ineffective. (Ruth a million:22). they gained't stand interior the judgment. they gained't be waiting to stand up to God's wrath while He judges.( Paslams seventy six:7 Exra 9:15). that's no longer my opinion, that's God's very own words, interior the Bible. you be attentive to, the BIble? the comparable Bible atheist pupils quote. there's a reason God, reported this. Psalms.a million.a million-3 Jer. 17:8 14:a million 12. a million-2 18:9-10 Prov1.10-19 (vs 5) scoffers:(atheists) people who ridicule God and definatley reject His regulation. Prov a million.:22 Ruth a million:22 Jer 18:7 (pull down-destroy) a million:10 (evil-calamity) 18:11 Pslams a million: godly awareness here, declare the main suitable consequence of the two "techniques". the trails of "sinners" (unbelievers) and the "way of the righteous. he speaks progressively of assoociation with the ungodly and participation in they're ungodly techniques. God reported it. end of tale. Jesus Himself reported "enable the lifeless bury they're lifeless". Use all the internet and Dictionaries they like to and make contact with themselves something they choose. God "defined" what they're via His very own words. they could cling a canines tag* around they're neck interior the pits if hell itself and separate one yet another via call categorically. God's be conscious reported it. via God's definition. there is no opinion. Hate? the place do you get hate? If God's reality is hate too you, then, so be it. You and God, can and could communicate the flexibility of your sciptural interpretation, consisting with an man made defacto on a action of plea bargin i assume. I dunno.

2016-11-03 02:22:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you left out:

put some good shows on tv

teach SOMEONE how to play guitar like Jimi Hendrix

Smite some fools. Just for fun.

2006-07-26 18:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mac Momma 5 · 0 0

Why can't He pull that pervert raping a child into hell, instead of just watching. If it was another that did nothing, we'd call him a coward.
Tammi Dee

2006-07-26 19:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0 0

you better do your duties god has send us to do our good jobs and try to help others on behalf of him

2006-07-26 21:38:22 · answer #7 · answered by sweetnutscake 2 · 0 0

What God did was well done.

2006-07-26 18:58:10 · answer #8 · answered by Scape Goat 2 · 0 0

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