So there once was this eagle who ws realy horny, and he needed some lovin. Even though there were no lady eagles around for miles, he was bound and determined to get some action.
He went out on day, and found himself a pretty little dove. They went back to the eagle's love nest, and had a good night. The next morning the eagle is woken up by the dove on the balcony singing "I'm a dove, i wanna make love, i'm a dove i wanna make love". The eagle gets sick of this, so he kicks her out.
The next night, the eagle still wants a little lovin so he goes out and finds this beautiful loon. They go back to the love nest, and have a very, very good night. Once again the eagle is woken up the next morning. IT's the loon "i'm a loon, i wanna spoon; I'm a loon, and i wanna spoon. The eagle aint gonna take it, and the loon is gone.
The eagle is to the point where he just wants a sane bird who's not gonna wake him up. So he goes out and finds a duck.
2006-07-26 18:49:06 · 3 answers · asked by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The duck isnt that pretty, but he knows ducks are quiet, and they sleep late. The eagle and the dauck spend about seven hours enjoying eachothers "company" but the duck is very loud. But thats ok, because the eagle hasnt had this much "fun" in a very long time. But, once again the eagle is woken up by the singing bird. It's the duck. The duck is on the balcony singing:
I'm a DRAKE, you made a MISTAKE!
2006-07-26 18:51:21 · update #1