How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
2006-07-26 18:41:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it is sick. After a while, it may be funny to some people. I am not sick, But I know a lot of these jokes.... I know some weird people.... just curious if any of u know it...
2006-07-26 18:47:12 · update #1
I have others like it if u would like to hear them.
2006-07-26 18:48:20 · update #2
Why would I put a baby in the blender? Did U? U r a freak.
2006-07-26 18:49:14 · update #3
Hey, I was going to ask those ones next.... darn....
2006-07-27 17:13:39 · update #4
YOUR SICK!!!!
2006-07-26 18:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
straw
if it was mexican, use doritos
why do they boil water when a baby is born?
In case it is born dead, they can make soup!
2006-07-30 16:46:49 · answer #2 · answered by athorgarak 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These people are p u s s i e s. Listen, just pour it into the trash and rinse it out w/a water/bleach concentration of about 12:1. Then you can make a smoothie again.
2006-07-27 01:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the baby dead BEFORE or AFTER it was put into the blender?
2006-07-27 01:50:36 · answer #4 · answered by ace striker 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...nice one ali....
razel is really good at those jokes...she said that she made them up 2....
i really do thing ppl are way to serious...but it is funny...no one would really do that if they were not mental...
KIDS>>>DO NOT EVER PUT A CHILD OR BABY IN A BLENDER>>>IT IS JUST NOT A GOoD THING>>>DON"T TAKE THIS QUESTION SERIOUSLY!!!!
2006-07-29 20:33:49 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jeeze people can't take a joke i hate people like that they need to chill out and not take things in jokes and riddles so seriously...
you pour it out?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
What;s worse than 10 babies in a jar?
1 baby in 10 jars
Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
A live one eating its way out.
check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 06:40:26 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's pink, bubbly, and spins clockwise?
Baby in a microwave! Ha!
There just jokes!
Made to make people laugh, but i cant quite figure your out. Maybe have your dog lick it out?
2006-07-27 02:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick your own head in the blender and turn it on... after all, you're brain dead anyway
2006-07-27 01:43:35 · answer #8 · answered by janmarbol 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you suck it out with a straw! Baby jokes were all the rage in the 80's.
2006-07-30 20:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW i hope you dont have babies anytime soon. What in the world would possess you to even ask that? That is just distasteful.
2006-07-27 01:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know about that how bout this: whats red white and black and has a hard time going thru a doorway?
2006-07-27 02:47:46 · answer #11 · answered by Goblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋