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imagine for a minute after all of God's children are in heaven and we're all seeing the familiar faces of friends and family members. We're all in our little groups asking them "hey, how you get here??" some say i got shot, some say car accident, others were slaughtered for preaching the gospel, some died of cancer, aids, just really painful deaths right, and then out of nowhere the prophet Elijah listening in on the conversation comes in trying to relate but he can't because he never experienced death. Everyone looks at him funny cause he had "the old charriot pick-up"
This is not really a question, just sharing some thoughts people lighten up.

2006-07-26 18:18:45 · 12 answers · asked by the_truth 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Try reading the bible in 2kings vs. 11 (if you don't get it)

2006-07-26 18:25:57 · update #1

12 answers

and this one time at band camp,,,,,

2006-07-26 18:22:59 · answer #1 · answered by Marlene 5 · 0 1

Elijah wasn't carried off to heaven. He was being taken to his next assignment from god. But I see the humor, yes

2006-07-26 18:25:03 · answer #2 · answered by No More No Less 3 · 0 0

it quite is very humorous. i assume Enoch could be in the same place-i assume he and Elijah could be on one component and every person else on the different. merely kidding, i be attentive to there could be no 'divisions' in heaven yet nonetheless a humorous concept.

2016-11-03 02:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that is an interesting scene...and i have always wondered about the prophet Elijah...he is the only human who never died...i wonder what he thinks??

2006-07-26 18:23:28 · answer #4 · answered by intelligentbooklady 4 · 0 0

In the afterlife those thoughts will not be present. It will be very different, and all of us will be busy praising the LORD.

2006-07-26 18:27:15 · answer #5 · answered by rmor 2 · 0 0

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

2006-07-26 18:48:45 · answer #6 · answered by Arkangyle 4 · 0 0

You'd have to run it by TBS to be sure, but I'm going with very mildly funny. It's okay to laugh, but don't overdo it. ;o)

2006-07-26 18:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 0 0

They will all probably say the same thing(get him!)

2006-07-26 18:23:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Still not funny!!

2006-07-26 18:24:45 · answer #9 · answered by cellm8te 3 · 0 0

I don't get it.

2006-07-26 18:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by Chloe 6 · 0 0

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