I just though of a funny scenario,
imagine for a minute after all of God's children are in heaven and we're all seeing the familiar faces of friends and family members. We're all in our little groups asking them "hey, how you get here??" some say i got shot, some say car accident, others were slaughtered for preaching the gospel, some died of cancer, aids, just really painful deaths right, and then out of nowhere the prophet Elijah listening in on the conversation comes in trying to relate but he can't because he never experienced death. Everyone looks at him wishing they had the "old charriot pick-up" on their last day.
2006-07-26 18:06:01 · 14 answers · asked by In-Vince-Able 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This is not really a question, just sharing some thoughts people lighten up.
2006-07-26 18:14:54 · update #1
Haha he had a limo service from heaven...
2006-07-26 18:09:16 · answer #1 · answered by Lazy 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
That is kind of funny. I suppose Enoch would be in a similar position-I guess he and Elijah would be on one side and everyone else on the other.
Just kidding, I know there would be no 'divisions' in heaven but still a funny thought.
2006-07-27 01:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by rich153fish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the Bible tells about 2 prophets that will appear in the tribulation to preach the gospel, and will die, the whole world will see them.. and even throw a party because they are gone.. then on the 3rd day they will arise.. many people believe that one of those prophets will be Elijah, because he never died.. sounds reasonable.. doesn't it?
if so, then his day of death is coming.
2006-07-27 01:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Poetic1♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine talking to Paul, James, or some missionary who suffered a horrible torturous death because they would not renounce the name of Christ. How small is that going to make you feel.
2006-07-27 03:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the question was "is that scenario funny?" ... I'd have to say only marginally. I get the joke, but it's no really "ha-ha" funny ... more, "oh I see, yeah" funny.
2006-07-27 01:14:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh it wasn't a question - he just wanted to share some of his musings with people who might understand.
2006-07-27 01:12:38 · answer #6 · answered by slinkey_1616 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2006-07-27 01:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by >(",)< 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats your point? This is funny how?
2006-07-27 01:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by Carol M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's going to be alot that met Jesus in the air !
2006-07-27 01:19:09 · answer #9 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ask a question and I missed it?
2006-07-27 01:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is funny about that?
what is the purpose of your life ?
2006-07-27 01:10:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋