A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."
The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."
2006-07-26 17:55:14 · 8 answers · asked by dorihnnt1 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm feeling a tendency to look upon that humorous story with a mirthful attitude.
2006-07-26 18:03:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one, i am still laughing. Man, i love the group of people here. Way more fun than the religion section. geesh you guys are a riot!
2006-07-27 01:41:05 · answer #2 · answered by Your hero until you meet Jesus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lool that was funny as hell lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-27 06:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's quite funny
2006-07-27 00:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by Rach 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-27 04:16:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
2006-07-30 20:11:33 · answer #6 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-07-27 20:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loveeee it!!!!
2006-07-27 05:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by hi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋