A Little Biker Wisdom -- from the smartest people (Part 6)ya dun like dun open?

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Willys cynical thought for the day;

As my father used to say; "Look at the trees; they're all different. Same with people no two are the freaking same!"

-  Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.

-  Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of wrenches, and a roll of toilet paper.

-  Never offer to fight an OLD geezer. If you win, there's NO glory. If you lose, your reputation is shot.

-  A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.

-  Advice is free and worth every penny.

-  Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.

-  Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit where you can see it.

-  Work to ride - Ride to work.

-  Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

-  Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's an attitude.

-  When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.

-  A biker can smell a party 5,000 miles away.

-  Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.

-  A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.

-  Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.

-  People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.

-  More races were won in the tavern than on the track.

-  Never loan your bike to someone else, and never ride another's.

-  If the bike ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.

-  Motorcycling is a giant game of Mines Bigger than yours!

-  Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.

-  Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.

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From; From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!

Answer 1

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so anyways...

Alex's Cynical thought of the day,

What is really the point of practice? I look at the sports teams at my high school and they haven't gotten any better! Why are they wasting all the summer mornings on conditioning when in 6 years they haven't won a game? hmmmm see this is what is very interesting, the fans do all the work with cheering but the guys don't listen or don't even try, they're just happy to be on a sports team and have hundreds of people a night watch them whether they win or lose, you know face it, they don't care about the love of the game, they just want more people to show up because all the money goes back to them after we pay off the refs. So next time someone tells you, you need to practice, tell them about my football team how right when practice is over everything the learned went right though their *** when they go to sit down and relax...

check ya later ♥

Answer 2

Amen Brother , Amen!

Answer 3

thanks ..priceless advice..:)