I really need to laugh right now
2006-07-26 17:07:46 · 7 answers · asked by wolfeee777 1 in Health ➔ Mental Health
One of my favorites:
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says, Ya know, "I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver'," but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
2006-07-26 17:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by ilse72 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Soccer takes a lot of skill and natural talent. Sometimes the average American sportsman may have trouble while calculating a favored South American team on which to place wager. To all the sportsmen bookmakers: The sure-fire indicator of a novice soccer player is the broken nose.
2006-07-27 00:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by JJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got these in my email. These are church bulletin bloopers
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
2006-07-27 00:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by cbellsew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
Q. Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A. He had a chicken pinned to his cheek.
2006-07-27 01:14:25 · answer #4 · answered by Buzz s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is peter peter pumpkin eater, wife name? Jeanie Jeanie eats zucchini!
2006-07-27 00:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by hello 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to
http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/Jokes
They've got a wide variety of jokes for most age groups.
2006-07-27 00:28:18 · answer #6 · answered by thebman220 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here let me send you some naked pics of me,,that should get you laughing,,:)
2006-07-27 00:16:09 · answer #7 · answered by castiowolf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋