1. warning: consumption of alcohol may make you think you’re whispering when you’re not
2. warning: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot
3. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in
4. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish
5. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning
6. warning: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your trousers
7. warning: consumption of alcohol may make you think that you can converse logically with members of the opposite sex without drooling
8. warning: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical kung fu powers
9. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you cant remember
10. warning: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead
11. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you are invisible
12. warning: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you
13. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear
14. warning: consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy
2006-07-26 16:40:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur funny
2006-07-26 16:48:24 · answer #1 · answered by am m 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I only one I heard was the "can cause pregnancy". But the government didn't warn me, my mother did
2006-07-26 17:00:45 · answer #2 · answered by cdl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haven't read them before but like them.
2006-07-26 17:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i've seen this list before sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥
2006-07-26 16:50:19 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
juan your 100% correct.i agree with you.
2006-07-26 16:50:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i say we all have a drink cheers lol
2006-07-26 17:10:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋