My mom was with my 3 yr old son at a grocery store. He said he had to go pee pee, so she took him to the restroom. It was really crowded, so they had to wait in line. Once they got in there, he went. They she realized she had to go too. She had to keep him in the stall with her, because he couldn't just wait in the lobby by himself. He looks at her while she's sitting there and said (of course really loudly for everyone to hear), "Grandma, you've got hair on YOUR pee pee!" She absolutely died. When she went to wash her hands, no one would look at her and everyone was trying to stifle smiles and laughter. Glad I wasn't there for that one!
2006-07-27 19:47:50
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answered by ugly frog 2
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a few months back on a flight from the US back to Australia we were waiting in the lounge to board the plane in Japan. there were people everywhere and my little girl was putting on her little song and dance act that she does when she has an audience - given that she was just one at the time and singing "New York, New York" at the top of her voice there were a lot of people looking at her. After she was half way through the song and she realised that everyone was watching her...she thought that it might be fun to take off her clothes. I could do nothing but sit and watch as my daughter proceeded to stip to her underwear in front of about 300 people. She thought that it was just great...people laughing and pointing at how cute she was. I was moritified and very surprised as this was the first time she had ever taken off any of her clothes in public...oh well, it was a good break on a very long flight and no one seemed to mind. i had a lot of people tell me how cute she was after that...but it still didnt make up for my embarrasment.
2006-07-26 17:14:03
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answered by skattered0077 5
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A couple of years ago my mother-in-law and I had back to back appointments with our mutual hairstylist. Since she is usually my babysitter, we brought my daughter along. Three months prior to going to the beauty shop, there had been a very big lice outbreak at my daughter's daycare center. The lice were a thing of the past and had finally relaxed my vigilance on checking her hair morning and night. However, she had not forgotten, and when I am sitting in the chair, hair wet and waiting to get trimmed, she saunters up to my hairdresser and announces big and loud (while flipping her hair!) "You know I have lice!" I just wanted to go through the floor along with my mother-in-law! I stammered, "She doesn't have it anymore it has been a long time" and turned 10 shades of red. My hairdresser just laughed and said "kids will pick the best time to tell you something won't they!"
2006-07-26 16:48:08
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answered by Dino 4
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Public college young infants are at a draw back because of the fact most of the time they're expected to "learn social qualifications" from a team of infants with little to no existence experience (worse yet, the incorrect form of social experience). i will never comprehend this thought. young infants choose constructive grownup education in all aspects of their existence. at college, the bonds in many cases get broken down between mom and dad or maybe siblings because of the fact the pupil turns into peer based. They no longer care approximately what the make certain thinks, and it may be terrible to surely care approximately your sibling! each and everything revolves around being excepted via your "friends" or impressing them. i be attentive to that no longer all public college pupils are like this. I even have considered some who maintained a large dating with mom and dad. those are the infants that have actively in contact mom and dad in all aspects of their lives, no longer basically packing them off to college. My young infants are uncovered to a number of distinctive elderly human beings, with distinctive backgrounds and experienced on a daily basis interior the real international, no longer the technique of existence of Public college.
2016-11-03 02:15:14
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answered by ? 4
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My daughter was about 16 months old and with me and my husband while we were shopping. She was sitting in the bottom part of the shopping cart. As we were getting ready to leave the store on of the cashiers ran up to her and took away a purse she had picked up that was for sell on a shelf. Me and my husband never saw her pick it up. The cashier said can i have this and took it away from her. As soon as i saw this i told the lady i was sorry that i never saw her pick it up. The lady just gave me this horrible look like i had given it to her like i was trying to steal it. Oh well.
2006-07-26 16:59:19
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answered by amber h 2
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My son at four...we were in the bus, when at the next stop a Caucasian lady boarded the bus. She sat right next to him. The lady smiled at us...but my son blurted out, " Mom, why is she so stinky?" I prayed that she didn't hear that, because she acted like she didn't hear it....although he said it loud enough for everyone to hear. We changed the seat, because the smell was overpowering...and I didn't want him to start throwing up. That would have made the situation even worst.
2006-07-26 16:49:46
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answered by justmemimi 6
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I had just met this online friend and my 1 year old saw him and immediately begged to be held. The guy liked to have his shirt off and , well, I will just say he isn't exactly a small guy. The guy had not much experience with small babies and he was very surprised when the baby turned his face toward him and latched onto his manboob and began trying to get milk! It was hilarious!
2006-07-26 17:11:54
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answered by felisuncia 3
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When my youngest was nursing, my oldest, then 3, asked what I was doing. I did my best to put it in simplest terms.
We went to the grocery store a few days later and she saw a rather large, very well endowed woman. She proclaimed for all to hear, while pointing, "Mommy, she must have a LOT of babies to feed!"
2006-07-26 16:45:09
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answered by LastNerveLost 3
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My 3 year old was getting used to the idea that my stomach was growing because there was a baby in there. He visited me at work one morning and asked a regular customer (who is over weight) if she had a baby in her tummy. Thankgod she couldn't understand what he was saying and when she asked me what he was asking I played it off like I had no idea....I think I was holding my breath as soon as I realised what he was asking. He also "goosed" a elderly lady at my work...diferent day...she was fine with it but my husband was not amused when she laughed and asked my son "is that what Daddy does to Mummy" lol
2006-07-27 01:04:30
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answered by littleone101 2
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This was really embarrassing we were getting off the boat at the Outer Banks we had to ride over to Cape Lookout Lighthouse. There was this woman fishing standing at the edge of the water my 2 1/2 year old seen her she was a lil big and was wearing a bikini and he looked over and shrugged his nose and said NASTY look nasty !!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-26 16:51:01
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answered by ���� CRISSY ���� 2
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