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Girls are evil and I can prove it.

First we aknowledge that girls require time and money.
Girls=Time x Money

And we know that time is money (Time = Money), so:
Girls=Money x Money

We also know that money is the root of all evil.
Girls= (*square root* Evil)^2

Therefor:

Girls = Evil


I'm a girl but I still find this funny

2006-07-26 16:28:47 · 14 answers · asked by LindseyLouWho 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

Hahaha nice. I agree, girls are evil, and I am one! So glad I like guys, they rule! But, there are some girls that aren't evil! Like me haha! I don't get a lot of girls and why they do what they do though, girls are def. evil!

2006-07-26 16:33:31 · answer #1 · answered by Boredom Kills 1 · 0 0

I had a gorgeous blonde Barbie Doll GF....I also happned to have a GREAT job at the time.

I got laid off...within a week my GF dumped me.

It took a few months but I ended up with an even BETTER job...and guess who decided she 'made a mistake' as soon as she found out???

Men are dogs....women are ....something just as bad. Sigh.

2006-07-26 23:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That has 2b the most dog on awfull joke i have ever heard . Where is the punch line ? i'm still wating for the kaboom wheres the kaboom . Sister you lost me completely

2006-07-27 00:13:25 · answer #3 · answered by iluv2luv 1 · 0 0

i don't understand.

the proper phrase is "LOVE of money is root of all evil"

and root does not necessarily equal square root.

i'm sorry, but i think your proof is flawed

2006-07-26 23:31:17 · answer #4 · answered by happy 4 · 0 0

thats just flat out stupid. who ever said money is the root of all evil is a dipshit i mean....whats the devil gunna do w. a dollar?!

2006-07-26 23:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Heat seeking missile 6 · 0 0

I've heard it before, and I've told it before.

It's still funny ...

... and it keeps getting funnier.

Besides, I love a good math joke that's not too hard to get.

2006-07-27 00:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by G. Rex 3 · 0 0

Haha this is funny. I have never heard that before

2006-07-26 23:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 0 0

no but cool.... money is the root of all evil?

2006-07-26 23:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by supergenius 2 · 0 0

yep... sounds like you can be evil

2006-07-26 23:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by Guzzy 5 · 0 0

sad but true

2006-07-26 23:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by cging22 5 · 0 0

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