The funniest is "Did you fart, because you just blew me away!"
Haha!
What's urs?
2006-07-26 16:25:55 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Okay, so I know this is a really long list, but my sister and her friends "collect" cheesy pick-up lines: whenever they find ones they like, they add them to the list. So I just picked the ones I liked the best from the list.
Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the
girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
How was heaven when you left it?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
"Pinch me." "Why?" "You're so fine I must be dreaming."
Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
I'm here now. What were your other two wishes?
I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!!
I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won't stop loving you until you find that tear drop.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? (A jersey?...What for?) Because I need your name and number
As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ***? No. Damn!
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
They call me milk, cause I do a body good.
2006-07-26 18:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by sing4love44 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did it Hurt???? When you fell from heaven becuz you look like an angel
2006-07-26 16:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by cheeks3192 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi, my names milk. Ill make ur body feel good. (sumthin like that haha.)
or
I lost my teddy bear. Wil you sleep with me in its place?
2006-07-26 16:29:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello, my name is Bob. I'm unemployed and live with my parents. Would you like to go out sometime?
2006-07-26 16:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I USUALLY DONT SAY A THING
I WALK UP TO THE GIRL AND STAND REAL CLOSE
THEN
"FART"
AND JUST WALK AWAY
WORKS EVERY TIME
2006-07-26 16:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's an angel like you doing in this place?
2006-07-26 16:28:53 · answer #6 · answered by ShellShock Vet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lost my number, can I have yours?
AND
Are you from Tennesse? Cauz you're the only Ten I See.
2006-07-26 16:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by just wonderin' 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl, you sure you ain't tired? Because you've running through my mind all day long!
2006-07-26 16:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Mr. US of A, Baby! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a mirror in ur pocket cause i can see myself in ur pants
2006-07-26 16:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by texas boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your daddy a theif??
Because I SWEAR I saw him at KMart shoplifting ladies' panties.
2006-07-26 16:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋