Have you seen my Manners ?...?

Question

I seem to have lost or misplaced them. I'll have to go find
my manners, I will look high and low, yodelling on the
mountain tops. I'm putting an ad in the paper, the lost and
found. Nobody seems to want to be my friend since Iv'e
lost my manners. Can you tell me where to find my manners?.....

Answer 1

I don't know where you lost them, but you better find them or you're grounded. Signed, your mother (LOL)

Answer 2

While U R looking for your manners, have a look see for your marbles, too.

Answer 3

I don't think you ever had any to tell the truth because it you had them you could never have lost them

Answer 4

I would say not to look for them anymore. You probably have a lot more fun without them, right?

Answer 5

Maybe you left them under your brown socks.

I keep my sanity there. I never seem to use it, but I've been told that I don't want to lose it.

So under my brown socks it stays.

Answer 6

Yes, go to the person who taught them to you and ask for a re-tread.

Answer 7

While your searching for your manners i lost my common sense if you find it would u please return it to me asap!! lol jk

Answer 8

tell u what......don't matter to me, I'll be your friend, manners or not......seems like I lost mine too....not on purpose but with regret........be my friend....... ~p~

Answer 9

Well, at least you haven't lost your temper. :-)

Or your composure. Or your mind.

Answer 10

Have you looked in the closet???