The 1st kind of sex is called: SMURF SEX
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both
have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: KITCHEN SEX
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you
are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: BEDROOM SEX
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: HALLWAY SEX
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 5th kind of sex is called: RELIGIOUS SEX
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind of sex is called: COURTROOM SEX
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
2006-07-26 16:18:58 · 18 answers · asked by Doug B 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
AMEN! preach on!
2006-07-26 16:26:16 · answer #1 · answered by John 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Bedroom sex.2 me this is the cleanest sex ever ,u fell more comfortable when in bed than any other place else.
2006-07-26 23:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by maymay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever appear on the Ted Mack Amateur hour...... just after the guy who played the musical saw?
2006-07-26 23:29:12 · answer #3 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you've proven that you can copy and paste from your email, now why don't you show all of us that you can pick an appropriate category to post this in.
2006-07-26 23:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by Shelby67grl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute but doen't belong here-children have access to this site
2006-07-26 23:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is this in the Religious section??? - Reported
2006-07-26 23:22:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever answers, but i don't understand the purpose of the question.
2006-07-26 23:21:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like the courtroom sex thats funny.
2006-07-26 23:20:59 · answer #8 · answered by alexia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ever heard of a donkey punch
dragon punch
a pink sock
2006-07-26 23:22:50 · answer #9 · answered by hawkeyes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That isn't a question.
Just an old joke.
2006-07-26 23:22:03 · answer #10 · answered by da_lizard_of_ozz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like clown sex
2006-07-26 23:21:56 · answer #11 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋