this guy hired a singer for a party then at the party when it is time for him to sing he goes up on stage and just stands there, after 10 minutes the guy says what is wrong and the singer says i have stage fright.
2006-07-26 16:16:53 · 12 answers · asked by New User 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA! HA! HA! A joke with an unpredictable answer...random humor... yayy!
2006-07-26 16:18:50 · answer #1 · answered by asdfgh. 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha... not bad....
check this one too....
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late.
"When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral s e x she's ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn't care what time I came home."
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral s e x she's ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he's home so late.
"Hey, why aren't you sleeping?" he asks.
"I was was, but I came in to tell you that we've got to sleep on the couch tonight, 'cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom."
2006-07-27 09:17:17 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah..it preety lame..sorry...have you heard this one:
person 1: how do you get and elephant on a subway?
person 2: i don't know how?
person 1: you put an F in way
person 2: what? there is no Finway
get Finway...hahahahahaha...a little crass but very funny
2006-07-26 23:21:35 · answer #3 · answered by University Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats not even a joke. Jokes must be at least a tiny bit funny, this one was not. Im sorry but its the truth I hope you dont think its funny!
2006-07-26 23:20:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! You want to have some more jokes? Read my blog on yahoo 360 degrees titled... laughter is the best medicine.
2006-07-26 23:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you asking people to provide a punchline?
2006-07-26 23:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by frugernity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! 9 thx lol
2006-07-26 23:20:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i havent heard that one....
2006-07-26 23:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not funni
2006-07-26 23:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Booooo...you suck
2006-07-26 23:21:16 · answer #10 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋