im a little down in the dumps. i just had all my wisdom teeth cut out and i have to go tomorrow and get a root canal. my mouth hurts. whoever tells the best joke, gets my points. thanks
2006-07-26 16:08:36 · 3 answers · asked by Amber 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's one for ya:
Two kids are in Sunday School. A girl who keeps falling asleep sits next to a boy with his pen out.
The teacher asks, "Who created heaven and earth?" The boy pokes the girl in the side with his pen.
"God almighty!" yells the girl.
"Very good!" says the teacher. The girl starts to snooze off again.
The teacher asks, "Who died for our sins?" The boy pokes her with his pen again.
"Jesus Christ!" yelled the girl.
"Very good." The girl goes off to sleep again.
The teacher asks, "What did Eve say to Adam after having their 26th kid?" The boy pokes her with the pen again.
The girl yells, "If you put that thing into me one more time, I swear I'll break it in half!"
The teacher fainted.
Hope it made your day a little better.
2006-07-26 16:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by RuneWitchSakura1988 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive???
Because she was a woman ;-)
2006-07-26 16:12:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is sooo short she poses for trophys for a living
I SERIOUSLY RECOMEND BRIAN REGAN CD!!!!!
2006-07-26 16:11:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋