This guy goes to the doctor after suffering from a pain in his side. After doing some tests, the doctor comes back into the room and tells him “I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you suffer from a life threatening illness, and that you only have about 6 months left to live. We have no way of treating it.”
The patient responded, “That’s horrible. You mentioned that there’s good news? What could that possibly be?”
The doctor replied, “The good news is that you also have Alzheimer’s, so just go home and forget about it.”
2006-07-26 15:48:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..yep cute and funny too.. thx:)
2006-07-26 15:54:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... thats cool...
this one is for you... check it out....
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ’the prison’ and call my private thing ’the prisoner’. So what we do is: put the prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-07-27 02:20:58 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you get old, your memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first one was.
2006-07-26 16:05:53 · answer #3 · answered by Lola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think my step-dad told this to me once before if he did I chuckled again it's cute.
2006-07-26 15:52:09 · answer #4 · answered by MOVING 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah... this joke is really old sorry hunny check ya later ♥ & don't flatter yourself, there are tons of people with lots of jokes
2006-07-26 15:56:24 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had to read it twice because i forgot i read it the first time
2006-07-26 16:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-07-26 15:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by sisbromomdad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i never heard it, but its cool
2006-07-26 15:54:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile.
2006-07-27 01:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by Foolishness. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~*GIGGLE*~
2006-07-26 16:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋