2006-07-26 15:48:21 · 3 answers · asked by ANyone but you 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife is having an affair with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2006-07-26 16:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by dscline43 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
there was this guy who took his BLONDE girlfriend to a football game the teams fliped a coin then later when the game was over she was like now im starting to get it but they was all freaking out about a quarter they was like get the quarter back! get the quarter back!
2006-07-26 23:29:56 · answer #2 · answered by tweenkiekelly 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do u call 3 black people in a farm shed?
antic farm equipment
why do the blacks and the chinese hate roller coasters?
because when the coaster goes up it sounds like chink chink chink chink chink and goes down niga niga niga niga niga niga.
2006-07-26 23:12:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋