2006-07-26 15:43:28 · 32 answers · asked by phantom50558 2 in Sports ➔ Boxing
After Mike Tyson get's beat up for several minutes, he let's loose one stray punch that knocks Bruce out.
Chuck Norris, who was buying a new black cowboy hat at the time, was in the neighberhood and saw Mike knockout Bruce.
Norris, being a good friend of Bruce, is angered and delivers multiple roundhouses to the head of Tyson.
Tyson dies.
Since Norris is also Walker, Texas Ranger, he does not go to jail.
2006-07-28 19:39:55 · answer #1 · answered by nonexistentdog 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Mike Tyson would make bruce Lee into his whore.
For those who say bruce Lee is fast, they have never done boxing or fight against anyone who is a good boxer. A slow boxer can easily mess your head up with their complex punches and combos.
However Mike Tyson isn't slow at all! He's fast, may not as fast as bruce Lee, but bruce Lee isn't gonna to knock Mike Tyson out or anything.
So if they were to fight, my predict is Mike Tyson would murder bruce Lee by his sheer powerful puches combos.
2006-07-27 00:49:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee would punish Mike Tyson.
2006-07-26 15:53:33 · answer #3 · answered by wt_hilo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee
2006-07-26 15:49:45 · answer #4 · answered by 13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Tyson, the way heavyweights are built today. They are built for punching, Tyson can take a great shot and deliver a better one, can the same be said of Bruce Lee.
2006-07-26 16:11:36 · answer #5 · answered by Bru 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee. Assuming that Mike Tyson didn't sucker-bite him.
2006-07-26 15:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee is a myth. Not a competitive fighter. He was an actor. His fight scenes were all choreographed. One punch from a true fighter and what would happen? If he were landing 10% of his punches, he'd be exhausted. Boxers train better than martial artists. Hit harder. Faster. And Tyson was way too big for Lee. Tyson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-07-27 11:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by robert r 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee. He's much faster and more versatile. He can do an inch punch and sent his opponent a few feet away. Tyson's only good in boxing but he's got a chance if he lands a big punch. Although I wouldn't think it would happen.
2006-07-26 21:09:52 · answer #8 · answered by tyrone b 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Tyson...Bruce Lee is dead!
ICE BABY!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOUa5Xg5XYI
2006-07-27 05:42:13 · answer #9 · answered by ICE_ICE_Baby? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce Lee!
Tyson have no brain and he is big and boxers don't work out legs, their legs are slow.
Bruce Lee was smart, fast and with muscles. Bruce Lee could take advantage from boxers' weakness: bad legs.
2006-07-26 15:47:47 · answer #10 · answered by C6 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋